The Truth about Nightclubs

Saturday night is a time when many people get into party mood. A lot of these people then get hammered and go downtown to clubs. Here, they bust a move on the dancefloor and try to look their best to hopefully be able to hook up with a worthy partner.

Partygoers who, despite being drunk, still are too embarrassed to get their groove on instead bust out their phones to look like they are writing a status update. However, what these phone-tapping wallflowers and bar-hangers are really doing is carefully sizing up the rest of the crowd for talent. Just ‘cause they are not dancing doesn’t mean that they are not out to get some.

Still though, dance floor and bar zone horndogs alike have to restrain themselves. If security guards deem that they are behaving too much like creeps, they might throw them out of the club.